- a child could live on cheese alone
- dogs rock
- pointing gets attention
- so does biting - but sometimes not the right kind of attention
- cats rock - I think they are dogs in disguise
- phones are cool, mobile phones are even cooler, and blackberries are ... well ... out of bounds apparently
- balloons pop when you bite them
- people smile at you when you smile at them... even when you are doing something bad
- "no" is the funniest word in the English language, and has no real meaning
- Grandpas must be kept on side - Grandmas and Aunts will adore me regardless (hopefully)
- I have the loudest bellow in the world (although my mother could be exaggerating)
- walking in socks can sometimes be hazardous, particularly on polished floor boards
- trying to walk in my sleeping bag, even more hazardous
See, its quite a bit, isn't it?
